Chuch Norris... Thank you Chuck Norris. You are my childhood hero. When I was young, I watched a Chuck Norris movie called Invasion USA and was amazed! These are a few facts that make me laugh. 
--Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. --Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. --Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. --Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. --Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. --Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. --Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. --Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. --Chuck Norris can divide by zero. --Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. --Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it. --When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger. | 
